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I just had a birthday two weeks ago and I don't even feel a month older. But there are a few things i've learned over the years:
You can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
You shouldn't compare youself to others-they maybe more screwed up than you think.
With women you can only get by for about 15 minutes-after that you need lots of money or a big willy.
I've learned you should not use your fingertip to estimate the velocity of a spinning fan.
Over the years i've developed only two problems; short term memory loss and-----ummm----ohhh yea----------short term memory loss
You can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
You shouldn't compare youself to others-they maybe more screwed up than you think.
With women you can only get by for about 15 minutes-after that you need lots of money or a big willy.
I've learned you should not use your fingertip to estimate the velocity of a spinning fan.
Over the years i've developed only two problems; short term memory loss and-----ummm----ohhh yea----------short term memory loss
